Seems some of us have been having a little stress latetly....maybe this will help.
Have a great weekend y'all !!!

HOW TO HANDLE STRESS

Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says "have a nice day", tell them you have other plans.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Forget the Diet Center and send yourself a candygram.
Make a list of things to do that you've already done.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him off to preschool as if nothing was wrong.
Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your tax forms with Roman Numerals.
Tattoo "OUT TO LUNCH" on your forehead.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Buy a subscription to Sleezoid Weekly and send it to your boss' wife.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of "The Flintstones" during that important finance meeting.
Refresh yourself: Put your tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
Tell your boss to blow it out of his mule and let him figure it out.
Polish your car with ear wax.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it comes back to you.
Bill your doctor for the time spent in his waiting room.
Braid the hairs in each nostril.
Write a short story, using Alphabet Soup.
Lie on your back eating celery... using your navel as a salt dipper.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make up a language and ask people for directions.



In today's hectic world we all could use a little calm. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freakin' good I feel....

That's the list of things for me to do this weekend right there. Absolutely love it

ROFLMAO!!!!

Typical day for the kids

Thank you! I've now had a great laugh today!

Thanks for the laugh firestorm lol

thanks Firestorm I feel alot better but Im not sure I should go ahead taking all the pet medicines I have, I think there are steroids and so on in there along with the ammount of drink in my house I would be in the clouds.

To be honest when Im stressed I go down stairs put my cd player on and jump up and down to this.



I recommend it to all and it was the only thing that calmed me down when I got that stupid virus on my pc. I hope this helps others... I may be a minute or 2...

jnet wrote:
This is completly useless without a video of you doing it...just sayin...

But if any of it made YOU smile for even a second it was well worth it. I wanted everyone to have a good laugh , but especially you.

you are not having a vid of me jumping madly up and down in kitcnen you will just have to ahead and jump up and down yourself whilst imagining Im with you

jnet wrote: